Page V. Personalities.

Page Personalities Yes, that is who we are! Personalities from the Capital letter! 4 essays on this page: by Velma -most funny, by Indy-most responsible, by Alex-most bazaar (coming with nickname), and! Attentions! 1 set of poetry by Joe- most innovative in on at and behind all american modern authors. Well, Vlad Lenin pretends to be personality as well.

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Someone, who names himself Alex, is saying Voo-alla to nature!

We got a new great author with her great story: Velma Dunkin.

RON, THE FIREFIGHTER
     Essie By Velma Dunkin

  Meet Ron. Ron is a 68 year old retired San Francisco firefighter. He is also my ex-boyfriend. I met Ron in 2012. At first, I was apprehensive about him but he was persistent in his pursuit for me. He showered me with compliments and gifts. He called me cutie pie, baby and would constantly tell me how “fine” I was. He uttered the words “I love you” after knowing me for only a month.
 I recall thinking his infatuation was too good to be true, but his words also came with his promises of a wonderful life filled with travel, love and affection.

  He was so sweet he finally swept me off my feet.  I’ve since learned that this was merely a facade with words he says to all the women he manipulates. “Cutie pie”, “baby”, “fine” and “I love you” is something he has said to all the girls.
 Looking back there were a mine field of red flags, however Ron has a way with showering a woman with such kindness in the beginning that it’s easy to overlook the flaws. And when I say flaws, I mean some serious issues that no woman should have to deal with ever in their life. My experience is not unique. 
Ron is a good guy. I think he has a good side to him. He’s been married twice like most people in America. Both divorces ended due to his infidelity.  He was the cheater but it wasn’t his fault or so he claims. 
 Red flag number one. He was also in a long term relationship with a woman who he calls Mo. I think because she brings havoc and “mo” trouble in to anyone’s life. She has certainly brought trouble in to mine.  In her defense, Ron brought the insanity out in her. Her story with Ron is nothing short of tragic.  Even worse is what he did to his first wife. Sadly she is the sweetest woman you will ever meet and did not deserve what he did to her.  No woman deserves what any of his ex’s went through. Myself included. 
Rons past consists of drunken behavior. He’s an alcoholic/addict who has arrests for driving under the influence under his belt.  He stopped drinking a couple of years ago after humiliating me for the fourth time while drinking.
 He also has an infatuation with young women in their 20’s and he’s been known to engage in sexual acts with many prostitutes even being arrested. I’ve been told he’s been on house arrest. I can’t say for sure. He has a volatile temper and many mood swings that are enough to turn a sane person in to a psychotic nut. I should know. After three years, I’ve lost my confidence, my self esteem, my self respect and my identity and I feel like I’m nuts. I only wish I had known these things before I allowed this man to capture my heart. 
Ron is a pack rat. He has junk all over his condo, which I should mention is located in Soma with a value of over a million dollars. You would never know it. His condo belongs on an episode of Hoarders. He even has old plastic bottles filled with water all over the place. Maybe it’s his age. 
Last fall he finally opened a carton of lemonade that had been in the refrigerator and had an expiration date of 2010. The lemonade was spoiled and he had to throw it out. What a surprise. Mind you he vilified me for wanting to throw it out in 2013. 
He has odd sleeping habits. He’s up all night and sleeps all day. When I say all day….I mean all day. Often times Ron will arise from his slumber at six in the afternoon. Two or three is early for him.
 He also likes to conserve water. He’s a dedicated California resident who only bathes once a month. It’s gross but I firmly believe he deserves accolades for being the most conservative California resident during a drought. However, if you ask me he should open up one of his plastic bottles of old tap water and take a bath. At times he has white crust around his ears that is creamy and looks like cradle cap.  At times he smells so bad I want to vomit. His solution is wipes (he’s the poster child for cottonelle wipes) and he uses lots of cologne.
 Maybe he’s European but I’m more inclined to believe he’s mimicking the Charlie Brown character named Pig Pen. I will say it’s been my experience that taking a shower is Rons cue for wanting to be intimate. 

Ron was wonderful in the beginning. He took me on trips, showered me with gifts,  he catered to my every whim and treated me like a queen. He always held my hand and opened my door.  But that stopped and he’d  throw the door in my face. He portrayed himself as a family man. An attribute that is merely a facade.  
 He was also lots of fun.  We went dancing and even took salsa lessons. He would hum in my ear every time we danced. He’s a terrible salsa dancer but no worries….he not only blames his dance partner but he will become extremely verbally abusive. All his positive attributes stopped three months after moving in with him. 
That’s when the “real” Ron emerged. The trouble only got worse when a his 27 year old Latina Stripper “friend” continued to call and text at all hours of the day including when we were on vacation. Harassment that continues to this day. 
Ron also began to withhold any contact with me intimately. We went from having an active sex life to a periodic one provided it was on his terms.
 I should also mention that Ron has a “pump”. If you’re like me you’re probably wondering what that means. Ron has a penile implant. It’s pretty cool. 
One squeeze of his testicle and his penis inflates just like a balloon. I will share that I’ve gotten up in the middle of the night and caught him in the bathroom naked yanking on his inflated wanky or hang on for this one……plucking his pubic hairs. I have found myself in such disbelief that I run back to bed and keep quiet.
Ron likes to pluck his facial hair among other things. In fact he sits on the couch watching tv  with a scowl on his face plucking the hairs on his face to the point he causes sores. If he’s not doing that, he likes to file his feet over the couch. It’s this very odd behavior that has caused me so much havoc. 
Ron is very private. I wasn’t allowed to ask him how his day was. I wasn’t allowed to say “have a great day” and God forbid  express how he made me feel. I wasn’t allowed to ask any questions….period!!!  He would explode and punish me  for days calling me names, accusing me of being suspicious and rejecting me to the point I couldn’t  breathe. I would cry for days. Rejection causes so much pain and anguish. If this is your ideal man, please give him a call. He won’t disappoint. 
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Presumable physical 
 aspect of Ron
(Indy) 


Ron will shower you with love, trips, gifts, fancy dinners, compliments, concerts…..everything and anything. It’s short lived and it comes at a price. This is not just my experience, it’s been the experience of every woman who he’s been involved with and while my story is tragic the women before me have the same story and their story is even more heartbreaking. This man doesn’t deserve to have any woman in his life. In fact, he should be locked up and throw away the key. And if this isn’t enough to deter you from this man I’ve deemed Mephistopheles, there’s more. 
 Don’t bother reaching out to anyone because no one will believe you. Ron has two personalities. The one you deal with at home and the other who is sweet and loving when he’s around his friends. 
Your friends, family, doctors and church, however will all beg you to leave him but you will resist their warnings hopeful for the man you initially met to return.  Finally one day, you’ll snap and see this man for he really is. You’ll be heartbroken, humiliated and feel like there’s no way out. But there is! 
I was approached by a friend of Rons a couple of weeks before I left. He was a psychiatrist. He gave me the impression he had treated Ron in the past.  I can’t say for sure. He warned me to get Ron the help he needs. He said Ron was not only dangerous to himself but a danger to others. Now if that’s wasn’t  a red flag, I don’t know what else is. All I can say, he’s not my problem. Good luck to the next victim. You’re going to need it. 

The last couple of weeks with Ron were not only challenging but his behavior had become increasingly strange. He began to disappear saying he had to move his car. He’d leave at nine in the morning and not return until seven in the evening. I have no idea what he was doing since I was not allowed to ask. 
One day I did find him. He had been sitting in his car for hours. On May 3rd he claimed someone had broken in to my car when he had used it. There was no sign of a break in. In fact, the only things taken were my personal belongings including documents and even my owners manual.
 I still question Ron’s story and this is why. Ron had three bags of quarters totalling several hundred dollars in the car. They were not taken. Maybe it’s just me but I believe if a person breaks in to your car, they would take money before wasting their time stealing an owners manual. A few days ago I received a fine for non payment for the toll on that day. Ron had the car and a fastrack.  Apparently he chose not to use it. He left one night at nearly midnight. At around 2:15 in the morning I finally got in my car to go look for him. I drove down the alley where he normally parked his car. I found Ron standing on a street corner. He was behaving in such an odd way he frightened me. I convinced him to get in the car.  That was the final straw. With the help and encouragement of my church, I made the decision to leave this abusive relationship. 
  And if you finally get the courage and leave and find yourself approached one day by an old man named Ron Rodriguez……run…….and never look back!!!
                                                                                                              2015.
Go in there

Haw comic book stories manage The History, or where the knowledge coming from.Essie by Wilhelm (Bill) Rodham Clington.

Not a long time ago I was sitting like a president of my country, which is a greatest country in the World, and I 

 am honored to manage my lovely nation.(I do not want to be specific what the name of country is.)

Well, I in my first weeks of presidency took a decision to base my economic program more on the average people’s  experience, than on professional approach. But I faced a problem. I was not able to find people with personal economical experience among my presidential staff. That’s it.

It was until I was told by my gardener that he saw somewhere a big sac with sign of National Post Service, presumably full with personal experience.

Some too mach extensive work to find said sac was required. But Special Service was able to do the a good job. The sac was found.

It was stored in the basement.

Then we (my bodyguards, my personal secretary and the janitor) came down to the basement to stoke-hole. We find the sac, next to great pill of coal. A couple of stokers was seating on top of them and drinking some beer. In the working time!  But I was reassured by stokers that the cans contains lemonade inside instead of beer, it just is a wrong label on them.

Then we started examining the contents of the bag for next 3 weeks. I ordered to move my presidential desk from my Oval office to stoke-hole and promoted both of that stokers to the rank of Presidential Assessors. (Oh, meanwhile, one of them was a doctor of economy in this native Poland). Them we studied the mail content for two next weeks.

Well, among all correspondence we find a letter from a gentleman named Alex Letner.

That letter must  be named The Great Intellectual Blaster. It contained full set of instructions how to manage national economy. More importantly the set of instructions was done in style of comic book. Yes! It was a comic book with economy management instructions. It was good to read! Well I did so. I read it.

When the reading was done, I moved the presidential desk upstairs and return my assessors back to rank of stokers, giving them special presidential greetings for assistance and thanks for to be great in their business of coal shoveling. And used to be polish gay, the professor, got received my permission to sleep in the basement legally, free of rent charge.

Since then: first: I follow the comic book recommendations how to manage economy. Now you know why I am so successful. In my personal economy I am successful as well.

Second: I finally got it: why secretary of defense likes Marvell comic books, always reading stories about Superman, Captain America and Incredible Hulk.

Third: Now I know why mail go directly to the stoke hole: for it is to be studied by the real people’s secretaries, who do a real politics (meanwhile feeding a heater by coal), who can get instant access to the popular voice and elaborate instructions for the president.

                                       The White House silty, Washington Resp. 2025. 

Go in there

 
AND NOW - INCREDIBLE JOSEPH A. STRRRAUSS!!

We have one more great author-Joe A. Strauss.

Joe is a small aircraft pilot, former driving instructor, great traveler, who crossed  Pacific up and down passing Japan,Australia,New Zealand,Fiji, Hawaii islands and etc. And here is one more important think-he is a poet. Some of his short poems in "Tanka" stile.

 NEW   FLOWERS

    Ms. Ellis had....

 ...a garden trellis

It went apart...

For her part...

...she asked a friend

Can you fix it again  ?

The friend said...

It will be...

for your flowers...

...again...

WHAT EVER  BECAME  OF  Ginger  ?

 A little piece of ginger

...went to lunch

At the table was

...a lovely salad

Lettuce  say,

a little ginger...

...was glad

to be in the salad 

Trust   Thy   Bust

In Panty town

  ~SHERIFF~

    Jack  Rance,

     went to make,

      the arrest

      She said,

      "You  can not,

        touch my breast  !"

        Then, let me see,

          and a warning,

           I shall...decree

             No, No !...

              Pay you must !

               All is lust

                 Let me see...

                   your bust.....

                     or trust.......

                       I must...

                         arrest..that bust

                         Alright...

                          "If they...

                             keep me out of jail:

                              I have just hit...

                                the head of the nail"

                                    J. A. S . 8/2105

                              Queen Wedding Secret Event /in process of downloading/

 Report by Indy Van Der Mago /interactive/.

Paradise-like Pacific island Notamoru (which is native monarchy) just (two years ago) have proclaimed state independence from the United Great Kingdom. 

In order to everything goes goody-goody, most experienced lawyers were invited. So that’s lawyers successfully corrected the Declaration of Independence.

  And meanwhile the lawyers are working on it, UN General Sheriff is waiting their phone call in order to inform UN members. 

Go in there

This is only known image of honorable sir Van Schulz, esquire. 

Abram van Schulz is the secret owner (I say secret, that is a key word) of the Int. Credit Bank. He is the one, who decided how mach money should be printed in the world. He just mowed for leave to the paradise Pacific island, from where he gonna up to manage World finances. He is not friend of Alex, because he considers Alex is not his level person.      

Go in there

A group of less important Alex friends.

1.A girl named Brittany Gritty, she is some kind of vocalist.

2.Another girl, named Berry she is very proud of her to be looks like movie actress Oprah. She is good moving and highly skilled exotic dancer. 

3.Couple of guys named John Dow and Westerly Dow (brothers, I guess). They pretend to be some sort of hooligans, but just for fun, like some kind of clowns. 

All of them just been invited to a coconut island for serving on the Queen wedding.     

  Go in there

1.Just engaged happy couple from a Pacific island Notamoru, where the bride is Queen. She just got credits from Int. Credit Bank and Poncho Willa - groom from Switzerland.

 2.Family Keningsen from Switzerland as well, very-very high (highest high) honorable guests of wedding. Head of family named Shmulia (originally from Norway) is the One who have provided money for the island. 

3.Alex was invited to the wedding party as well. 

Just engaged happier couple from a Pacifistic island, where the bride is The Quine.